Some of the Best Quotes from the Holy Grail
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI.
Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
Head Knight: We want a shrubbery!
after one of the Black Knight's arms gets cut off
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.
Large Man: Who's that then?
Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.
Large Man: Why?
Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
King Arthur: Well, who is your lord?
Dennis' Mother: We don't have a lord.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Narrator: As the horrendous black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart-attack. The cartoon peril was no more.
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Keeper: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
Launcelot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
Keeper: What is your name?
Launcelot: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
Keeper: What is your quest?
Launcelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Keeper: What is your favorite color?
Launcelot: Blue.
Keeper: Right. Off you go.
Launcelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Holy Grail Video Clips
The Knights Who Say Ni
French Taunting
The Black Knight
Bring Out Your Dead
Three Questions
The Knights Who Say Ni
French Taunting
The Black Knight
Bring Out Your Dead
Three Questions